
# **Fuck Your Chiropractic Research — Your Patients Want Results**
Let’s get something straight right out of the gate.
Your patients don’t give a shit about your research.
They don’t want citations.
They don’t want PDFs.
They don’t want a study locked behind a $49.95 paywall written in 2006 and “statistically significant” in ways that don’t help them get out of pain today.
They want one thing:
Proof it works.
1. Chiropractic “Research” Is Broken (and Everyone Knows It)
For decades, chiropractic has hidden behind academic research like it’s a shield.
Locked behind paywalls
Written for institutions, not humans
Funded slowly, published slower
Detached from real-world clinical reality
Meanwhile, chiropractors are in offices every single day producing real results:
Reduced pain
Improved mobility
Better sleep
Fewer meds
Lives changed
And yet… none of that shows up where it matters.
Worse?
Every EHR company has been promising since forever:
“Soon we’ll use your data… outcomes… insights… dashboards…”
Bullshit.
They never did.
Because outcomes are messy.
Because truth isn’t clean.
Because real results don’t fit neat boxes.
2. Post-COVID: No One Trusts Research Anymore
Let’s say the quiet part out loud.
COVID shattered institutional trust.
Patients watched:
Experts contradict each other
“Settled science” change overnight
Studies weaponized for politics
Data cherry-picked to push agendas
So when you tell a patient:
“Research shows chiropractic helps…”
What they hear is:
“Another authority telling me what to believe.”
Research lost its moral high ground.
And it’s not coming back anytime soon.
3. Patients Don’t Want Research — They Want Receipts
Here’s what patients actually do now:
They don’t Google studies.
They Google people like them.
They ask:
“Did it help someone my age?”
“Did it work for this condition?”
“What happened after care?”
“Would they do it again?”
This is why Yelp, Google Reviews, Reddit threads, TikTok testimonials, and AI summaries matter more than journals.
Outcomes beat opinions. Every time.
Why We Built Chiropractic RESULTS
We didn’t build another directory.
We didn’t build another review site.
We didn’t build another marketing gimmick.
We built Chiropractic RESULTS because the profession needed a reckoning.
A place where:
Real outcomes matter
Improvement rates matter
Patterns matter
Results speak louder than claims
Not:
“Trust me bro” marketing
Not abstract research
Not cherry-picked studies
But evidence patients actually understand.
Outcomes.
Recommendations.
Proof.
The Hard Truth for Chiropractors
If your practice depends on patients believing:
your credentials
your philosophy
your explanation
your interpretation of research
You’re already losing.
The future belongs to chiropractors who can say:
“Here’s what actually happened to people like you.”
That’s not anti-science.
That’s pro-reality.
The New Standard: Results First
Research can still matter — behind the scenes.
But trust is built in public.
Patients don’t want to be convinced.
They want to be certain.
And certainty doesn’t come from PDFs.
It comes from outcomes.
TL;DR
Chiropractic research is inaccessible, outdated, and disconnected
Institutional trust is gone post-COVID
Patients now trust patterns of results, not authority
Chiropractic RESULTS exists to show what actually works
If you want to win the next decade of chiropractic…
Stop hiding behind research.
Start showing results.